Written by Aaron Posner, “Stupid F##king Bird” is a ‘sort-of’ adaptation of Chekov’s “The Seagull” • February 23-24 and March 2-3, 7:30 p.m.; February 25 and March 4, 2 p.m.; and March 1, 10 a.m. • Hauck Auditorium • Admission: $10, or free with a student MaineCard • Note: this play contains adult situations and mature content