{"id":3727,"date":"2023-04-21T01:00:11","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/umaine.edu\/spire\/?p=3727"},"modified":"2023-04-21T09:06:29","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T13:06:29","slug":"gardner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/umaine.edu\/spire\/2023\/04\/21\/gardner\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Modern Prometheus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>By Christopher Gardner<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I went to the zoo today<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">to see the first wooly mammoth born<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">in the 21<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">st<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> century.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">They had him<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">in a special, too-small\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Enclosure<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">away from the other elephants<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">because they had tried to kill him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">He didn\u2019t understand why.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sitting in the palm-frond shade,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">oversize ears fanning slow,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Deliberate<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">in the San Diego heat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The kid next to me threw peanuts.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhen they brought the second mammoth in,\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The kid\u2019s mother said to the wind,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201che gored it to death<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">right there.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">She touched her breast bone, pointed out<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">the dull rust stain on the grass,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">on the bars.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">They didn\u2019t understand why.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I think I understand<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">the look in his eyes.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The way he couldn\u2019t look<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">into the water<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">because he was afraid<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">of his own skin.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The machine that birthed him<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">hadn\u2019t told him<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">his name.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gene-spliced not-clone<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hybrid Erlenmeyer flask beast.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Is that him?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI hear they\u2019re gonna sell them<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">to Disney World.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I wonder if he can hear it\u2014<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Lonely tundra wind call trumpets\u2014<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThey\u2019re gonna do the Thylacine next.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Christopher Gardner &nbsp; I went to the zoo today to see the first wooly mammoth born in the 21st century.\u00a0 &nbsp; They had him in a special, too-small\u00a0 Enclosure away from the other elephants because they had tried to kill him. &nbsp; He didn\u2019t understand why.\u00a0 &nbsp; Sitting in the palm-frond shade,\u00a0 oversize ears [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2031,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spire-2023-issue"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Post-Modern Prometheus - The Maine Journal of Conservation and Sustainability - University of Maine<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/umaine.edu\/spire\/2023\/04\/21\/gardner\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Post-Modern Prometheus - The Maine Journal of Conservation and Sustainability - University of Maine\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"By Christopher Gardner &nbsp; 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