Open Auditions for the Spring Production of “Stupid F##king Bird”

Stupid F##king Bird
Sort of adapted from The Seagull by Anton Chekov
Written by Aaron Posner

Open Auditions for the School of Performing Arts’ spring production of “Stupid F##king Bird” will be held:

Thursday, November 30
6:00pm
Black Box Theatre, Class of 1944 Hall

Cold readings will be available, but you may also prepare a 2-3 minute monologue that’s either comic or serious, or both, like Chekov.

Roles available:

  • CON — a tortured artist
  • DEV* — his best friend
  • MASH* — Emma’s cook/helper
  • EMMA Arcadian — Con’s mother
  • TRIGORIN (Doyle) — her lover and a famous author
  • SORN — Emma’s older brother and Con’s uncle

*Mash or Dev play either the ukulele or guitar.

If you cannot make the audition date, or you need additional information, please contact
Dr. Tom Mikotowicz at miko@maine.edu.

Note: this play contains adult situations and mature material.